SOCCER OSCAR AWARDRonaldo:"Wei, why u touch my ass just now?"

Crouch:"What did i do? Me?Not me lah"

Luiz Felipe Scolari:"what, i really saw Crouch touching ronaldo mah.."

Referee: "okay get back to ur seat...and i wan to hear no more words from u..."

Hargreaves: "Oi Figo, stop acting like u have been shot and look at my new dance step.."

Rooney:"Eh, go away, this ball is mine!"

Rooney: "take my ball and i will take YOURS!"

See how far Ronaldo ran from just to say......

Ronaldo: "EH...later he impotent how?"

Rooney: " go away lah, dun sabo me leh.."

THE 2006 World Cup Oscar WINNER IS.....